Thursday, September 28, 2006

Eternal love..

Sleepless nights and days so unpleasant
The gusty past chokes the Present.

Hiding those thoughts in misty a haze
I just smoke to my own disgrace.

Killing the desires I no more crave
I just dig my own grave.

To burn thy memoirs forever
I just lit my funeral pyre.

And yet you arise like a Phoenix from my ashes.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

To be with you...

I wrote this one long back.....

Its been years and the journey so long,
But to see you, I will travel all along.

The mere thought of you makes me glow
You are all the beauty, nature could show.

Over the mountains across the oceans,
A journey past many endurance.

Summer, winter or be it any season,
To be with you I have all the reasons.

Neither for Rita, nor for Sita or even the sexy Maria.
I just want to get back to you, My India.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The Broken Arrow.

Yet another poem as requested by my fellow bloggers...


ho Alas, it's finally broken....

They came and they went
trying to pull it away.
But then I was so strong
and nothing went wrong.

So many times
it tried to pop off.
Yet to vein,
I put their attempts.

And then she came,
a beautiful dame.
There was no fight,
but just a single sight.

And I lost it to her.
But then, I did not fear.
I did'nt know how it happened,
for the loss,I was'nt disheartened.

But soon life was a mess,
yet I stayed calm, without making any fuss.
I had lost it without my knowledge,
and My love she did not acknowledge.

She came and she went.
Now in my heart, there is a dent.
Neither she stole it nor was it stolen,
but my Love, now its rotten.

oh alas, it's finally broken.. My Heart.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Kelviyin Nayagi kku en badhilgal.

hmm.. apada.. finally I broke myself loose and am here getting back to my seat and posting on my blog. Thanks to my clients for their delay in getting back to with their feedback. Not much work for the week. So decided to spend some time getting back to blogging. Thanks Usha for the tag .. made things easier for me.. did'nt have to think much on what I should post. Nee orupadiya oru vela senju irukka vazkhaila.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

Ans. Worstu.. office desk la nearest book to me was "Molecular thermodynamics of fluid phase equilibria" page 18 la line 4 talks about degree for freedom. Next line talks about Gibbs Duhem equation. Usha ku nanri hai.. unga dhayavala I finally opened this book almost after 2 and half years. Last time was, when I was in graduate school.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.& catch air?
Ans. Thank god, my company is generous enough to give me a cubicle big enough stretch both my arms and still not hit the wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ans. Sorry.. I do not have a TV almost for 10 months now. Kadaisi ya before I moved out of Lubbock to Houston for my job.. it probably was a "Conon O brian" late night show.
Ippoellam TV pakkanum na I escape to our Ajay pandi's house.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
Ans. Hm... for sure I know I still have more than 5 hrs before I can take off home (innum lunch time varala).. shld be 10.15am.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
Ans. 10.25AM.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Ans. I can hear the guy in the next cubicle talknig to himself. He's the most frustrated fellow I have ever seen.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Ans. Hi hi.. I never stay in my seat.. engayavathu suthikite iruppen.. I am waiting for some feed back from the client so athu varikum waitess.....

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Ans. Nothing much.. checked up the world cup standings on the net...

9.What are you wearing?
Ans. Formals pant and shirt.

10.When did you last laugh?
Ans. hmm Monday night.. me and Ajay Pandi were listening to "Crazy theives in Palavakkam".. apporom tuesday fulla fever so no laughing..

11.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Ans. hmm encubicle wall la builiding directory, holiday schedule and some graphs. Other walls in the bldg have posters on "Incident and Injury free work practice".

12.Seen anything weird lately?
Ans. hmm well nothing other than me getting bk to blogging.

13.What do you think of this quiz?
Ans. These days I do not "Think" about anything. But this one probably helped me get bk to blogging easily as I did not have to ponder about what to write.

14.What is the last film you saw?
Ans. SUperman Returns.. me and Ajay.. poona satuday nite pathom. Okie.. some how I like Spiderman better. Ithula worst enna na.. they already started screening the trailer for
spider man 3 to be released next may almost an year earlier.

15.If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Ans. Will go to Las Vegas and gamble.

16.Tell me something about you that I dunno?
Ans. Usha neenga ippadi ellam keeta na solliduvena .. ithukku per dhan potu vangaratha.. sari sari.. na ungalvida nalla ve chess valaiyaduven :))

17.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Ans. hmm.. probably try to have a uniform distribution of all natural resources. I think this is the main cause for the ongoing wars be it internation or internal. Atleast make them
available cheaply and readly to everyone. This would eventually bring down poverty.

18.Do u like to Dance
Ans. Sure, ana en kooda dhan yaarum ada matengaranga.:))

19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ans. soory USha na solla maten.. na solli apporom neenga unga ponnu ku antha pera vetchutinga na.

20 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ans. hi hi same answer as above. I only remember that joke from 12B film. Mayilsami asks vivke to name his son. He tell him that as per numerology the name should end with "Mi".
Vivek goes Kuppusami, ramasammy.. ana mayilsaami rejects all of them... when a boy brings him tea.. vivek then says "excuse me".. odane Mayilsami names his son "Excuseme".

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?
Ans. You should probably ask if I would consider coming bk to India. Sure.

22.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Ans. kezha patta kodumai podhadha unakku.. nethi dhan innoru Kodumai vandhu senthathu.. po po nee bolg la avala ottinathukku ellam sethu vetchu unna pazhi vanga ulla unakaaga kathukittu irukka.

Aba.. eppadi yo office la inniku velaye illa nu ninaichen.. Usha ku nanri.. appadiya oru half hour ithuala ottiten... and finally paid some heed to your request of completing this tag game.
For the rest will try to get bk to my regular blogging routine from now on.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Thatha: "Amma" na pass ayitennn...

"Pazhiya sooriyan meendum udithadhu - Erulai parapPida".

Elllarum Thathakku oru periya J podungo.. sorry Ooooooo podungo.

This post basically is going to throw out some funny thoughts that came to my mind seeing the election results. Now that the DMK have won what kind of impacts would one see if the actually did everything they said in their election manifestos.

Pratically for all purpose the poor people should be getting rice at Rs.2 a kilo right from the day DMK forms the govt. Well, is this goin to happen? "Thatha" would definitely say that its going to take them some time to get the prices down and then he would reason out that the welfare schemes implemented by Amma has created a deficit of rice in the state treasury/storage whatever they call it.

I read that "Anna" sweeped DMK to victory in 1967 by promising 3 measures of rice for a Rupee. But the promise was never kept up. Hey but did'nt you all get it when Thatha said Rice@2Re for the "Poor" people. Yes.. "Poor people" that they believed him. As per "Amma's" scheme i.e offering 10kg of rice free and 10kg for Rs3.50 the cost effectively comes down to Rs.1.75. Wonder how these people came up with these prices? Some of the manifestos do not seem viable even if these guys were goin to use the money they have looted so far. However it's is most unfortunate that our Captain who was very generous to offer 15kg of free rice to the poor did not make a mark in the election. Our captain was the only person to have won a seat in the election from his party. Nalla vela Captain kum deposit poi irundhuirundha karuppu MGR mungeela Kariya poosina mari ayirukkum.

S Ve Sekar oru vazhiya sucessfullaah seetu vangitaaru. Looking back ivaru oru vaati Nedungezhiyan oda contest panni thothu poonaru. But the highlight was he lost respectably, for Nedungezhiyan lost his depost while Sekar did not. Now that he is in power lets see what this guy is goin to do. Ini ivar "Kattula mazhai" illa "Aathula mazhai".

Well what to expect next. The first thing I am sure thatha will do is change all bus numbers ending with J to K. Or change A to B. Vetti pasanga.. ivanga sandai la makkalukku evalo thollai.. poradhadhukku.. bus NO paint panrathukku nu oru 2 kodi paint vanga selavazhichatha poi kanakku katuvanga. Agamothathula Thathu vum avar pullayum sendhu Sathyaraj+Sibiraj mari oru family plan pottu natta (tamilnatta) kollai adikka poranga.

Adhu enna Sathyaraj + Sibiraj family plan nu ketkaringala. Appa hero va nadikkara padathula pullai ko illa pulla hero nadikkara padathula appo ku oru role kodutha rendu perum sambalatha kongam korachippangalam. That way they offer a discount and save money for the producer and also get some into both of their pockets. Now that AIADMK has lost the election may be nammma Sarathkumar+Radhika kooda oru family plan offer pannalum pannuvanga.

Finally, I guess that people of tamilnadu are basically out of options for a new leader unless the superstar enters politics. Its high time we people start considering people other than cinestars.

We have been so far giving the power to DMK or AIADMK alternately in every election so that we creat a break in their corruption scheme and so that they do atleast a few good things to get re-elected. But a better idea would be to elect just one party continueously ie DMK or AIADMK irrrespective of the amount of corruption. This would mean death the other party. Assuming we elect DMK everytime from now on the AIADMK would slowly die and the party seize to exist or have very little support from the people. Then we would be left with only one party i.e DMK to deal with. We can then kill them by supporting some other new party then. May be they too will be corrupt but would have the satisfaction of atlest destroying to major corrupt political parties.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Uyirile Enadhu Uyirile...

Another favourite song of mine. Well this is not going to be a review on the song but Thamarai has essentially expressed deep feelings in simple words. Thats one thing I like about her. Her lyrics are always simple and yet convey a strong meaning/feeling. Well getting back to the point, I have been listening to this song a lot offlate and came up with these lines. Sing to the tune as you read.

Azhagiye.. kadhal aruviye
Vilagi enno ne selgirai.

Mandhile enadhu manadhile
Kadhal thanalai enno ne mootinai.

En ennai maranthu pogirai
Kaaranam solla marukirai.

Un karayil dhane naan irukinren
Pinnar Kadaludan enno ne kalakirai

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Bottoms up!!!!!!

This one was absolutely hilarous to read. Might be offensive to some. So the readers are left to their own descretion in reading further.

What comes to your mind first, when you look the the formula below.

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

Well David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, England has come up with this formula to define a woman's butt. You can get more information about each parameter here. According to Dr. Holmes Kylie scores more than Lopez who is well known for here curvy bottoms.

Well I still think the equation has too many parameters and hence would not be well accepted. Any good correlation in engineering would have the least number of parameters.

Again the Cylindrical Theory scores over the rest in this matter. All you need is d and l. :))

Nalla polappu da natulla.